A study in rising belt lines

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
06/13/2016 at 16:22 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! Ike > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2016 at 16:24

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When you get older, your belt line goes up. Why should cars be any different?


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2016 at 16:35

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to be fair, the Taurus is less a car and more a sloop with wheels.


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2016 at 16:43

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hey.... is that a camaro parked next to you???

belt line on it is in the same place


Kinja'd!!! facw > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2016 at 16:56

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The Taurus is hugely tall, basically a car shaped CUV.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Die-Trying
06/13/2016 at 18:11

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Yeah but a Camaro isn’t a full-sized car. Riviera and Taurus are both full-sized cars.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > HammerheadFistpunch
06/13/2016 at 18:12

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Sloop?


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2016 at 18:14

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boat


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2016 at 18:27

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We come on the sloop John B
My grandfather and me
Around Nassau town we did roam
Drinking all night
Got into a fight
Well I feel so broke up
I want to go home

So hoist up the John B’s sail
See how the mainsail sets
Call for the Captain ashore
Let me go home, let me go home
I wanna go home, yeah yeah
Well I feel so broke up
I wanna go home

The first mate he got drunk
And broke in the Cap’n’s trunk
The constable had to come and take him away
Sheriff John Stone
Why don’t you leave me alone, yeah yeah
Well I feel so broke up I wanna go home

So hoist up the John B’s sail
See how the mainsail sets
Call for the Captain ashore
Let me go home, let me go home
I wanna go home, let me go home
Why don’t you let me go home
(Hoist up the John B’s sail)
Hoist up the John B
I feel so broke up I wanna go home
Let me go home

The poor cook he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and he ate up all of my corn
Let me go home
Why don’t they let me go home
This is the worst trip I’ve ever been on

So hoist up the John B’s sail
See how the mainsail sets
Call for the Captain ashore
Let me go home, let me go home
I wanna go home, let me go home
Why don’t you let me go home


Kinja'd!!! DrScientist > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2016 at 20:24

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Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > DrScientist
06/13/2016 at 20:46

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hnnnnngggggggggggggggg xjs coupe


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2016 at 21:22

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its just as wide as your green car.....